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Ek dost ne sardar se poocha
Ek dost ne sardar se poocha
"yaar tu hamesha foreign
channel kyon dekhta rehta.?"
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki
bhi kharch hone do." |
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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun
mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun
mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri
Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To
Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara
Sari Upar Karo Photo Lena
Hai" |
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A sardar Used to go college
with his Dog
A sardar Used to go college
with his Dog ... After few
years he had to go alone why
?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? Because
the Dog GRADUATED.!!! |
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Sardar when I sleeps
Sardar: when I sleeps,
Monkey play football in my
dreams,
Dr. No Problem take this
medicine b4 sleep,
Sardar: kaal se longa, ajj
raat final
hay... |
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st
April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st
April when conductor asked
for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said April fool.
I have pass |
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Sardar: Will u marry , after
i die
Sardar: Will u marry , after
i die .
Wife : No i will live with
my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after
i die .
Sardar: No i will also live
with ur sister |
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Sardar was busy
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from
your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the
board.
Parking is only for 2
wheeler |
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A sardar married to a short
girl
A sardar married to a short
girl.
People asked to sardar why
you married such a short
girl.
He replied our guru gee says
maseebat jitni choti ho utna
he acha hota hay |
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Ek sradar g school mein
Ek sradar g school mein 1
white aur 1 black shoes
pehan kar chaly gay
principal ne sardar g ko
bolaya or kaha ghar ja k
shoes chang kar k ao sardar
g boly koi faeeda nahi sir
ghar mein b 1 white or 1
black hi hai |
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Sardar goes to a petrol pump
Sardar goes to a petrol
pump, he sees a board do not
use mobile here.
He picks his mobile and
calls everyone from his
phone and says
"DON'T CALL ME NOW" |
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Sardar met his friend on the
way
One day evening a Sardarji
starts from office to home
with pushing his scooter
manually.
Sardar met his friend on the
way... Friend: why are you
pushing your scooter
manually? Sardarji: 'I
forgot to bring the scooter
key from my home.
Friend: 'Is it! Then, How
did you come to office from
home in the morning?'
Sardarji: 'I was pushing my
scooter from home to office
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Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein
Ek sardar BLOOD K bare mein
book padh raha tha.
Wife ne poocha aaj ye kyun
padh rahay ho?
Sardar:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal
mera blood test hai |
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There's a funeral procession
of a sardar
There's a funeral procession
of a sardar going on a busy
street. All the sardars in
the 'mayyat' are dancing the
bhangra and singing and
general 'balle balle' is on.
The people on the street
find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is
celebrating as if its
marriage baraat.
So one of them asks Santa
Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka
koi sage wala gujar gaya hai
aur aap naach rahe ho?
Comes the reply, ;Haan ji!
Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!!
Aaj paheli baar ek sardar
brain tumour se mara hai!!! |
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Sardarji got the 4th child
Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth
certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write
"Chinese" when both parents
are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it
says that every 4th person
born on the Earth now is a
Chinese." |
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Sardarji goes into a store
and sees a shiny object
Sardarji goes into a store
and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is
that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is
a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does
it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps
hot things hot and cold
things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take
it!"
The next day, he walks into
work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and
asks, "What is that shiny
object with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos
flask."
The boss asks, "What does it
do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot
things hot and cold things
cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do
you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two
cups of coffee and a coke." |
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why r all these people
running?
Sardar-why r all these
people running?
Man- This is a race, the
winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner
will get the cup, why r
others running?? |
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2 sardar jungle me jaa rahe
the
2 sardar jungle me jaa rahe
the achanak 1 sher saamne aa
gaya,
1st sardar ne us ki aankh me
mitti daali aur 2nd se bola
bhag jaldi
2nd:me kyo bhagu mitti maine
thodi daali hai |
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A sardar is in a bar
A sardar is in a bar and his
cellular phone rings, so he
picks it up and says "
Hello, how did you know I
was here?" |
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One fine morning a sardar
goes for a ride in his car
One fine morning a sardar
goes for a ride in his car.
He is enjoying his ride when
suddenly he sees another
sardarji in the middle of a
field rowing a boat.
Puzzled he stops the car and
standing at the edge of the
road screams, "what are you
doing rowing a boat in a
field?".
The sardarji answers "it is
an ocean of wheat and I am
rowing a boat in the ocean."
The sardar angrily says "it
is because of sardars like
you we have a bad name. If
only I knew to swim I would
have come there and beaten
you up" |
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A sardar had a child
A sardar had a child after 3
month of marriage.He asked
his wife ye 3month k bad
bacha kaise hua?
Wife replied:tmhari shadi ko
kitna arsa hua?
Srdar:3month.
wife:or meri shadi ko.
Srdar:3mnth
wife:or bacha kitne month k
baad.
Srdar:3 mnth.
Wife:total kitne hue.
Sardar:Oye 9 mnths
& start dancing BALLE BALLE |
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