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Titanic was sinking
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa,
"How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which
direction?
Santa: Downwards! |
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How did santa tried to kill
a bird??
How did santa tried to kill
a bird??
He took it to the top of a
building and dropped it from
there to die |
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Santa: I have swallowed a
key
Santa: I have swallowed a
key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing
till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate
key, now I have lost it too |
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Santa was drawing money from
ATM
Santa was drawing money from
ATM. Banta, who was just
behind him in the line said:
I've seen ur password. It’s
****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s
1394 |
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Santa falls in love
Santa falls in love with a
nurse... After much
thinking, he finally writes
a love letter to her: "I luv
u sister." |
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Santa asked Banta
Santa asked Banta: Why
Manmohan Singh goes for a
walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because
he is PM not AM |
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Pappu while filling up a
form
Pappu while filling up a
form: What should I write
against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...! |
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A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell
A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4
days.
Lady calls again, Santa
replies: I'm coming daily
since 4 days, I press the
bell but no one comes out |
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Banta ek Sadhu se bola
Banta ek Sadhu se bola: "
Baba, meri biwi bahut
pareshan karti hai, koi upay
batao."
Sadhu: "Beta, upaay hota to
main sadhu kyun banta?" |
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Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question
ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle
doge, vo ayega! |
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Santa: My dad was an
extremely
Santa: My dad was an
extremely brave man. He once
entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot
of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got
out |
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Banta sent sms to Santa
Banta sent sms to Santa:
Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala
gadha.
Santa got angry and replied:
Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala
mahan |
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What's Ford?
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi |
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Why was Santa writing
Q: Why was Santa writing the
exam near the door?
A: Because it was an
entrance exam |
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A Man asked Santa
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal
badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date
of birth to batao." |
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Santa: I'm a proud father
Santa: I'm a proud father.
My son is in medical
college.
Banta: What's he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying,
they are studying him! |
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Banta: Name the 3 fastest
means
Banta: Name the 3 fastest
means of communication.
Santa: Telephone,
Television, Tell-a-woman |
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Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa: My
husband went to buy potatos
5 days ago, he hasn't came
back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook
something else? |
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An Englishman and santa
inside the toilet
An Englishman and santa
inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening,
how do u do? Santa: Good
evening, we open the zip and
do! |
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Santa opened a petrol pump
Santa opened a petrol pump,
but not even one customer
went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol
pump on second floor |
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