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Who invented milking cows
Who invented milking cows
and what did he think when
he started doing it ? |
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What whish would stars make
What whish would stars make
when they saw falling people |
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What does a butterfly feel
What does a butterfly feel
when he is in love? |
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What do sheep count
What do sheep count when
they want to sleep ? |
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What do the military
What do the military do in a
civil war ? |
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why are there life jackets
why are there life jackets
in airplanes and no
parachutes ? |
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Why are you behind a
computer
Why are you behind a
computer, while in fact you
are sitting in front of the
screen ? |
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What happens
What happens when you got
scared twice half-dead ? |
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When a schizophrenic
threatens
When a schizophrenic
threatens to commit suicide
are we talking of hostage
ship? |
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What is the velocity
What is the velocity of the
darkness ? |
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fortune-tellers
Why do fortune-tellers first
ask your name? |
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Why does an answering
machine
Why does an answering
machine never gives an
answer when I ask something
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How do you know
How do you know when you run
out of invisible ink ? |
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When you strangle
When you strangle a smurf,
what colour does he get ? |
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Why are there so many
Why are there so many Smiths
in the phone book? They all
have a phone! |
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When he pushes a trolley
when is a man worth some
money??................When
he pushes a trolley |
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Why is a false eye
Why is a false eye made of
glass?.....To look through |
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How is an intelligent
How is an intelligent woman
called?
....................... A
transvestite |
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It has 50 teeth
It has 50 teeth and it holds
back or stops a terrible
monster? ...................
My fly! |
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What is the difference
between
What is the difference
between a washing machine
and a teacher? a washing
machine runs on batteries
and a teacher gets on the
nerves |
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