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Teri gali whicho langaa
Teri gali whicho langaa ge
jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane
report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu
Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi
hoyi ae!!! |
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Marr javange tuhanu manaan
vaaste
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan
vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan
vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho
sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan
vaaste |
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe |
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Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa
gaye !!!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein
takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein
takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz
nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa
gaye !!! |
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Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande
ne hanju
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande
ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne
hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva
enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk
jande ne hanju!! |
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Santa to nurse
Santa ne apne nawen jamme
bachche nu pakdeya per usne
Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh
piece leak karda hai badal k
le aa..! |
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TRUCK da tyre
Santa: Yaar mein apni
girlfriend nu gift dena hai,
ki devan?
Banta: Gold di ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das
yaar.
Banta: Tay fir TRUCK da tyre
de de. |
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A Punjabi waiting at bus
stop
A Punjabi waiting at bus
stop in UK along with 3
women.
When bus arrived, conductor
picked the women & said: No
more, no more
Punjabi : Saaleya Morniya
char laiyan, meri wari no
more. |
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Santa went to see a gal for
marriage
Santa went to see a gal for
marriage. Their families
decided to leave them for
some talk. After some time
santa asks: "behenji, tusin
kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl:
"Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4
ho gaye." |
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Teri dosti da main satkar
kitta
Teri dosti da main satkar
kitta, teri har nazar nu
main pyar kitta, kasam rabb
di na bhula devin es dosti
nu, main apne to vi jyada is
rishte te aitbaar kitta |
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Chuha to haathi
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar
kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal
hi hai, par saale nashe
patte ne mittran di sehat
down jehi karti |
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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer
ne cheekhan maariyan ne
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer
ne cheekhan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch
jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6
sawarian ne |
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Hove supne ch tu te jagave
koi na
Hove supne ch tu te jagave
koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu
te bulave koi na. Tere
khayalan de mukaddme ch saza
hoje, Hove umar qaid te
chuddave koi na |
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Santa's shayari
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr
gaya razai vich, main pagal
ho gaya teri judai vich,
fernail te machchar beh nahi
sakda, main tere bina hun
reh nahi sakda |
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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi,
ek aadmi chatri lekar ja
raha tha, chatri ke upar ek
keeda aur keedi khade hue
thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi.
Keeda bola, "Mitran di
chatri to udd gayi, ambran
te laundi hain udariyan." |
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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa
janda ae
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa
janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda
ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa
janda ae! |
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OYE KIDHAA
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INNNA,,
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Sab time-time di gal hai
Jadon aap da janam hoya te
tusi nange si te cheekan
maar rahe si,
te hun jadon tussi nange
hunde ho te koi hor cheekan
marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai |
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Baari barsi khatan geya si
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya
Bhoot!! |
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Meinu patta se tu vi bolega
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64
dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa
64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi
bolega is layi tere vi gin
laye ne. |
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