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Pareshan Nahi Hon
Kid
Pid
Did
Sid
Fid
Wid
Lid
Gid
Hid
Jid
Sid
Mid
Pid
Vid
Lid
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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker rahay
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President Musharraf ki niyat
President Musharraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi
maarne ki
6 rocket fire farz
Wasty bUSH uncle k
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki
taraf” |
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Honesty in politics
Honesty in politics is much
like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes |
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A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics
so that he can go on
promising
for the rest of his life |
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In politics
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill
you. |
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I don’t make jokes
I don’t make jokes
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts |
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Bad officials
Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote |
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Politics is the art of
looking for trouble
Politics is the art of
looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists
or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong
remedy. |
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blood sucking parasites
The word ‘politics’ is
derived from the word
‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning
‘blood sucking parasites’ |
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Politics
Politics, it seems to me,
for years, or all too long,
has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong |
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I offer my opponents a
bargain
I offer my opponents a
bargain:
if they will stop telling
lies about us,
I will stop telling the
truth about them |
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The flood of money
The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of
democracy |
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Politics is the gentle art
Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the
poor
and campaign funds from the
rich,
by promising to protect each
from the other |
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Good leaders are like
baseball umpires
Good leaders are like
baseball umpires;
they go practically
unnoticed
when doing their jobs right |
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A good leader is a person
A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share
of the credit |
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Government is like a baby
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of
responsibility at the other |
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The more you read
The more you read and
observe about this Politics
thing,
you got to admit that each
party
is worse than the other.
The one that's out always
looks the best |
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become lovers of wisdom
Mankind will never see an
end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to
hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom |
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Bush & Musharaf were flying
in a plane
Bush & Musharaf were flying
in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a
billion dollars
here I wil make a million
People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my
uniform i will
make my whole country happy.
Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN
said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world
happy! |
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“The return of phoolan devi”
On great public deman
releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condolisa Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB
Character Actor: Musharraf
Supporting Actor: Fazal urf
Maulana Diesel.
Characterless
Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by
Al-Qayaida |
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