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aik pathan sadar bazar mein
jaraha hota he
aik pathan sadar bazar mein
jaraha hota he to achanak
zameen pe haath lagata he
aur phir jeb me hath rakh
leta he aik admi dryaft
karta he to wo kehta he yar
karachi ka ajeeb log he aese
thokta he jese chawani
athani hota he |
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Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kisi Ne
Poocha
Ek Bar Ek Pathan Se Kisi Ne
Poocha KayAap Ki Umar Kya
Hai? Pathan Bola 20 Saal:10
Saal Ke Baad Phir Aus Ne
Umar Ke Bare Me Poocha
Pathan Ne Phir Wahi 20 Saal
Batai Is Per Woh Aadmi Bola
Ke Pathan Sahib 10 Saal
Pehle Bhi Aap 20 Saal Ke
Thay Aur Aaj Bhi . Pathan
bola Khochayy Pathan Ka Aik
Zubaan Hooti Hai |
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On 14th August a Pathan went
a shop
On 14th August a Pathan went
a shop to purchase a
Pakistani flag.
The salesman gave him a
flag. The Pathan said, “Oye
khocha iss mein koi aur rang
dikhao” |
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Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay
mein
Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay
mein kia cheez common hoti
hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k
transport ka kaam kartay
hain :-D |
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Doctor says to pathan
Doctor says to pathan: Apka
aur aapki biwi ka blood
group ek hi hai? Pathan:
Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se
amara koon peeta aay..! |
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Pathan sitting on the top of
the mountain
Pathan sitting on the top of
the mountain and studying..
When a person askied what he
was doing.. He replied.. Oye!
higher studies yaar... |
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ek pathan ki girl friend ne
poocha
ek pathan ki girl friend ne
poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab
tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathat: wai zaroor dega PTCL
per ya MOBILE per? |
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Pathan Names
Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN
In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN
In War:
BAROOD KHAN
Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN
Near Garden:
GUL KHAN
With Abnormal Features:
AJAB KHAN
Born Pre-Mature:
MASTI KHAN
Born In Anger:
GHAZAB KHAN
In Horror:
HAYBAT KHAN
With Talent But No Brain:
SHAHID AFRIDI |
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Pathan & ShopKeeper
Pathan:
Oye Mere Shampoo Kay saath
Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
Jee Iske sath Koi Gift Nahi
Hai,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampoo Pe
Likha He
DANDRUFF FREE.. |
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Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik
Pathan
Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik
Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Pe Knock
Kia Ander
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha
Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha
Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan
Phir Awaz Ai
K To Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho
Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Pe Kuta Betha
Hai |
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Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja
Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker
Kahta Hai
Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rkhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Ker Kehta Hai
Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara
Ye Tumara Behan Hai Hmara
Bhi Behan Hai |
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1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh
Raha Tha
1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh
Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh
Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai... |
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Sardar Laughing Behind
Pathan At ATM Centre
Sardar Laughing Behind
Pathan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Pathan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Hahahaha
U R Wrong. Its 3384 lolzz… |
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Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile
Lekar Bhag Gaya
Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile
Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile
Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe
Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To
Mere Pass He |
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Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch
Poocha
Pathan Ne Aik Buzrug Se Kuch
Poocha.
Buzrug Ne Usay Thappar Mara.
Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara?
Pathan Bola Yara Hamne Bas
Itna Pucha K
14 August Ki Namaz Kab Hoga… |
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Pathan riding a cycle
Pathan riding a cycle, hits
a Girl.
Girl: Ghanti nahin mari
jaati kya?
Pathan: ARe Zana na ?!!
Poori cycle maar diya Humne,
aab ghanti alag se maaru kya
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Teacher & Pathan
Teacher: I killed a person
convert this sentence into
future tense.
Pathan: The future tense is
u will go to jail. |
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A Pathan goes to see the
Movie
A Pathan goes to see the
Movie Jurassic Park and when
the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering
in his seat when his friend
asks him Kyon Khan Sahab,
kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag
raha hai cinema hi to hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon
aur aqal hai, pata hai ki
cinema hai lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata |
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Why does Pathan always smile
Why does Pathan always smile
during lightning storms?
They think their picture is
being taken |
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aik admi ne pathan se poocha
aik admi ne pathan se poocha
ke laloo khet kon se number
ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha
ke 6 number bus jay gi admi
ne kaha ke agar 6 number
nahi mili to kia karoon khan
ne kaha agar 6 number nahi
mile to teen teen number ka
do bus pakar lena |
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