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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho
gayi
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho
gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho
gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte
hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal
kahin kho gayi!! |
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Birds love you
Birds love you, monkeys love
you, hippos love you,
snakes love you, tortoise
love you, giraffe loves
you.....
Please go back to ZOO, they
all really miss U! |
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RECIPE
RECIPE:
1. Take a bowl of grapes.
2. Put your hand in it.
3. Stand in front of mirror.
The dish is ready.
RECIPE NAME:
Langur ke haath mein
angur.HA!ha!ha! |
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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana
chahiye
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana
chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana
chahiye...
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho
to
8ve din nahaa lena chahiye.. |
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Last night few BHOOTS came
Last night few BHOOTS came
running to my room saying we
want to disturb nice people,
i gave them ur address, they
said, Oh No! we can't
disturb our BOSS |
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One day a monkey looked into
mirror
One day a monkey looked into
mirror & said, "Oh my ugly
face, fat nose" and killed
himself. Promise me u will
not look into mirror, coz I
dont wanna loose you! |
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10 things I know about U!
10 things I know about U!
1. You are a special person
with a wonderful Heart
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
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10. Bus!! baki kal
1 din me 1 hi jhoot bolte
hain |
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today i want to see a lizard
today i want to see a
lizard....... so that plzzz
have a date wid me today
hope u will come |
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH"
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Behre ke hath me "RADIO",
Goongey ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH
WAH
Kya zamana Aaya hai!!! |
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Tu chand mange me chand dedu
Tu chand mange me chand dedu,
tu raat mange me raat dedu,
tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu
jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik
mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti
hai.. |
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Arz kiya hai
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam... |
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Your network tariff has
changed!
Your network tariff has
changed! Call charges are
now calculated according to
brain size. The smaller the
cheaper! Congrats You can
make free calls! |
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Flowers+butterfly = A
beautiful scene
Flowers+butterfly = A
beautiful scene
Stars+moon = A romantic
night
Rain+monsoon = A lovely
weather
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot
aaya |
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Cow, Elephant & Donkey
Cow, Elephant & Donkey
discussing who is greatest?
Cow: I give 50 liters milk a
day.
Elephant: I eat 100 bundles
of sugar cane a day.
Hello its your turn :-) |
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Where r u? U r u not
replying?
Where r u? U r u not
replying? I m worried coz
todays paper I read that due
2 thunder a monkey has been
severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately |
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If i need brain
transplantation
If i need brain
transplantation i will
prefer ur brain.........
don't think u r genius. I
just wanted a brain which is
never used before ! ! |
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Lost in a zoo I saw many
animals
Lost in a zoo I saw many
animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2 |
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Press Down if u think u r
MAD
Press Down if u think u r
MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!! |
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Taste dis SMS
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of
ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA
SWAAD!! |
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I saw U on ROAD today
I saw U on ROAD today. U
were looking SO fine, Ur
face SO divine, Ur walk SO
perfect. My HEART started
singing a Sweet Song: WHO
LET THE DOGS OUT! |
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