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Roses are red
Roses are red, voilets are
blue, donkeys like u, are
kept in zoo |
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Sardar jee while traveling
with his wife
Sardar jee while traveling
with his wife in an auto,
auto driver adjusted mirror
sardar jee shouted u r
trying to watch my wife u
sit back i will drive |
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The animals of a jungle have
decided
The animals of a jungle have
decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come, the tiger
has come, the elephant has
come, the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't
started. Guess why? Because
the Donkey is busy reading
this SMS |
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pagal hathi ne chunti ko
chera
pagal hathi ne chunti ko
chera to chunti seedhi hatni
k pass gai aur boli dekho
behan apne shoher ko samja
lo werna mard hamare ghar
main bhi hain |
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shaadi k din Qareeb aye to
maha ko dieting ka shaoq hua
shaadi k din Qareeb aye to
maha ko dieting ka shaoq hua,
mein le ayi Sufi ko. kyun k
sufi per aitebar jo tha.
subha hoi to dekha na Maha
thi na sufi |
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A sardar went to a pco
A sardar went to a pco and
slapped the operator twice
guess why? here it was
written number milane se
pehle do lagana na bhulain |
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REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2
HOURS EVERYDAY
REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2
HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ
OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL
B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW
MONTHS "Allah k naam pay day
day baba" |
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one sardar was looking
continously
one sardar was looking
continuously at his marriage
certificate sardarni: what r
u seeing? Sardar expiry date
dhoond reya vaan |
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Rose, Lotus, Tulips,
Sunflower all flowers are
nice
Rose, Lotus, Tulips,
Sunflower all flowers are
nice and sweet but they have
no comparison with U bcoz
Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi
alag hoti hai |
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new style of proposing a
girl
new style of proposing a
girl
I have spent many sleepless
nights in ur love and I
don't want my son to do it
for ur daughter. so lets
make them brother and sister |
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1960's Girls: Pehla pehla
pyar hai ankhon main bahar
hai
1960's Girls: Pehla pehla
pyar hai ankhon main bahar
hai aja mere sajna tera
intezar hai
2008's Girls: Phela pehla
pyar hai ankhon main bahar
hai aja mere sajna warna
dosra tayyar hai |
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Some Times Small Things In
Life Hurt U A Lot
Some Times Small Things In
Life Hurt U A Lot.... If U
Don't Agree With Me Try To
Sit On A Pin :) |
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Take a Bowl Fill it With
GRAPES
Take a Bowl Fill it With
GRAPES Put Your Hand In It
Go In Front Of Mirror You
Know What You Will Find...??
LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR |
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ye ye mera
ye ye mera ye mera mera ye
mera ye mera ye ye mera ye
mera....... style hai
disturb karney ka :) |
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Promise me we are true
friends
Promise me we are true
friends I am lamp you are
light I am Coke you are
Sprite I am Sawan you are
badal I am Normal you are
Pagal I am Water you are
Tanki I am Tarzan you are
Monkey |
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I Want You To Be with Me
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light
Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill" |
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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000
FBI trained
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000
FBI trained dogs to track
down Osama. FBI awaiting
further orders as one of the
dogs is reading this |
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Sardar to Girlfriend
Sardar to Girlfriend=
Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana
karrahe hain
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me
kaun kaun hai
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche |
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Sardar:Prito ek vari "i love
u"keh de
Sardar:Prito ek vari "i love
u"keh de
Prito:oo mainu sharam andi
ae
Sardar:ek vari
Prito:ohh nahi
Sardar:prito dekhle fir meri
bhain nahi aey |
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Send me sms & win
10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO
29" TV ka BOX
Dubai jane walay Plane ko
TATA kernay ka moqa aur
mere sath DINNER wo bhi app
k ghar |
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